"you’re gonna be home alone for a bit"
shockingly, kids are sick and tired of paying hundreds of dollars for overpriced stacks of paper!!!!!! who wouldve thought!!!!!!
i used to be a really smart kid who was “going places” but now i just cry a lot and eat all the food in the fridge
This is what happens to a basketball court when the pipes burst
this is the greatest basketball challenge of all time
*listens to Ariana Grande once*
When the cashier hold’s up your $20 to see if it’s real