lets make bacon and rub our mustaches together

nevvzealand:

what do u say to ur sister if she is crying????? are you having a CRISIS

aviciibylevels:

amandafiske:

Opposite of walking into a glass door.

i haVEe been laUAGHING AT thIS FOR 328 YeaRS

aviciibylevels:

amandafiske:

Opposite of walking into a glass door.

i haVEe been laUAGHING AT thIS FOR 328 YeaRS

spork:

strangenessmaster:

spork:

when there’s a group of your friends hanging out and youre like trying to join the conversation but dont know howimage

I’m relating to a turtle and an apple. IM RELATING TO A TRUTLE AND AN APPLE!

that’s a fucking tomato 

saddestblogger:

when two of ur friends are closer to each other than they are to u

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neatpotatoes:

"i’M S0 drUnk i cAn’T evn TypE!"

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graystripe:

once in the 4th grade this guy got a 2% on his math quiz so everyone called him milk for the rest of the year 

primacdonaldsgirl:

pretending to study in front of ur parents like 

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