what do u say to ur sister if she is crying????? are you having a CRISIS
Opposite of walking into a glass door.
i haVEe been laUAGHING AT thIS FOR 328 YeaRS
when there’s a group of your friends hanging out and youre like trying to join the conversation but dont know how
I’m relating to a turtle and an apple. IM RELATING TO A TRUTLE AND AN APPLE!
that’s a fucking tomato
when two of ur friends are closer to each other than they are to u
"i’M S0 drUnk i cAn’T evn TypE!"
once in the 4th grade this guy got a 2% on his math quiz so everyone called him milk for the rest of the year
pretending to study in front of ur parents like